SEQUINS, PINTS N ALL THINGS NICE

You ready to shine like a diamond in the rough? Speaking of rough, have you seen the state of some of the TRENDS out there? It's enough to make you want to put on a pair of TYTs and call it a day. 
But fear not, my m8s, for we've got something special for you, why bother with abs when you can have kebabs?
Treat yourself TO A CHEEKY TAKEAWAY N A PAIR OF TYTS. Go and sparkle, go and glow, go and steal the fashion show!